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                    SYNOPSIS:  Raising kids is never easy. Eliza, a stay-at-home mom of two, hilariously finds   this out in seemingly endless day where she must plan a birthday party, deal   with her scatter-brained husband, save her car from being towed, and write an   essay for a parenting magazine before the fast-approaching deadline. That's Motherhood!  
                    MOVIE REVIEW:   
                      Uma 
                    Thurman hasn’t had a lot of luck at the box office lately. 
                    Her last three films before this latest- “My Super Ex-Girlfriend”, 
                    “The Life before Her Eyes” and “The Accidental 
                    Husband”- have all somehow managed to find their way 
                    into the doldrums. And to make matters worse, this latest 
                    “Motherhood” gained notoriety for grossing a grand 
                    total of $133 during its opening weekend in the U.K.- which 
                    translates to about 12 people watching it (granted that it 
                    only opened in one cinema). 
 Has it really come to this for the Oscar-nominated actress 
                    of Pulp Fiction? Is “Motherhood” indeed the dreck 
                    that it appears to be? This reviewer doesn’t have an 
                    answer for the first question; but at least for the second, 
                    he can tell you that “Motherhood” isn’t 
                    as bad as it seems. Well, barely. It’s the kind of the 
                    movie you won’t still be disappointed if you go in with 
                    zero expectations, but don’t expect to be pleasantly 
                    surprised.
 
 Written and directed by Katherine Dieckmann, “Motherhood” 
                    is set in a day in the life of a New York City full-time housewife, 
                    Eliza Welsh, whose one mammoth task of the day is to organise 
                    a birthday party for her six-year old daughter Clara. In between, 
                    she has to send Clara to school, take her younger son Lucas 
                    and the incontinent dog out, collect Clara’s birthday 
                    cake which has her name spelt wrong, and try to finish a 500-word 
                    essay on the subject of motherhood for a magazine.
 
 If all that sounds minutiae, it really, truly is. Dieckmann’s 
                    intent of making this dramedy is to portray accurately the 
                    struggles and challenges that a full-time mother goes through 
                    day by day- and to a large extent, she has achieved her goal. 
                    But no thanks to its authenticity, “Motherhood” 
                    itself feels like a struggle, a challenge even, to sit through, 
                    simply because the events that Dieckmann has surrounded Eliza 
                    with are too trivial and inconsequential even to actually 
                    inspire much interest.
 
 Do we need to see Eliza trying to juggle more things than 
                    she can carry? Do we need to see her rush for a parking spot? 
                    Do we need to see how she argues with a passerby who is indignant 
                    that she picks up her dog poo? And most of all, do we need 
                    to see a full minute of Eliza dancing to the tune of some 
                    80s hippie song? Apparently so, because Dieckmann dwells on 
                    all of this- just without the knack of finding the humour 
                    in these everyday scenes to make them more interesting than 
                    watching paint dry.
 
 The best thing Dieckmann has going for her is Uma Thurman’s 
                    performance. Glammed down to play the bespectacled mid-40s 
                    Eliza, Thurman disappears in a role that proves that she is 
                    not just capable of over-the-top colourful roles like those 
                    in Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. Unfortunately, her talent is 
                    sorely wasted in a film that meanders and meanders for about 
                    90 minutes before it ends. For fans of Thurman though, the 
                    consolation is that the actress still has what it takes to 
                    carry a movie- she just needs the right vehicle to make a 
                    comeback. Let’s hope that comes around pretty soon.
   
                    SPECIAL FEATURES: 
                    
 Audio 
                    Commentary with director Katherine Dieckmann and producer 
                    Rachel Cohen -  Both Dieckmann and Cohen don’t 
                    sound particularly excited talking about their film. Rachel, 
                    in particular, is absolutely useless on this commentary.
 
 Interviews with Uma Thurman, Anthony Edwards, Minnie 
                    Driver and writer/director Katherine Dieckmann - Only 
                    Thurman sounds like she’s mildly interested in the film, 
                    the others all seem to have recognised this for the turkey 
                    it is.
 AUDIO/VISUAL:
 
 You 
                    won’t get much from the back speakers even though the 
                    audio is presented in Dolby Digital 5.1. Image is sharp and 
                    detailed, preserving the colourful palette of the film.
  
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 Review by Gabriel Chong
 
 Posted on 22 April 2010
 
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