| SYNOPSIS: 
 Ah 
                  Long Pte Ltd is a light-hearted black comedy about a young lady, 
                  Wang Li hua (Fann wong) tries to restructure her money-lending 
                  triad into a professional and 'loving' triad that stands against 
                  the use of violence after she takes over from her triad leader, 
                  Chen Jun ( Richard Low ) who has retired. Her various restructuring 
                  plans bring about hilarious results.
  
                    MOVIE REVIEW:
 
   
 Reportedly Director Jack Neo was very dismay with 
                    the major print media’s review of Ah Long Pte Ltd. He 
                    was upset that all his effort had been criticized as rubbish 
                    and being simply atrocious1. Even our usually generous reviewer 
                    (who didn’t had the best of days during Ah Long Pte 
                    Ltd preview screening) gave it a miserly 2 stars rating. Based 
                    on those reviews and a plot that sound like a rip off of “My 
                    wife is a Gangster”, Ah Long Pte Ltd was in my “avoid 
                    list” for the longest of time until the release of the 
                    Dvd copies.
 
 I would often find mini crowds, scattered around our local 
                    Dvd stores when it’s screening Ah Long Pte Ltd on their 
                    flatscreen TV. There were moments where we were grinning at 
                    the funny antics and although we couldn’t hear what’s 
                    being said, it had fun atmosphere as those community TV watching 
                    days.
 
 
   
 Then 
                    further on, while meeting up with my Malaysian friend for 
                    dinner recently, she spoke of dialogues as “being careful 
                    with the splashing of paint” and “the ability 
                    of making your mother pregnant”. She didn’t say 
                    it was from Ah Long Pte Ltd but being exposed to how movies 
                    could be a big influence in everyday dialogue, it wasn’t 
                    hard to figure out that it was from this film.
 
 I am not going to say that those negative critics were wrong 
                    in being arrogant and standoffish towards Jack Neo’s 
                    films (or particularity to this one). To a degree, this film 
                    does feel that it’s cheaply made and it really can’t 
                    escape the fact that Korean actually popularize the gangster 
                    wife franchise quite sometime ago (now that there’s 
                    2 sequels to the original).
 
 
   But 
                    then, it doesn’t mean it can’t be an enjoyable 
                    rip-off adaptation of popular Asian films.
 First of all, after hearing Jack Neo’s speech during 
                    his 10th 
                    years of film making celebration on how he had to work 
                    around tight budget, it painted a different impression on 
                    how he made his films. This guy had to wrestle funding problem 
                    like every other local Singaporean director and in all honesty, 
                    Ah Long Pte Ltd might “look cheap” in certain 
                    moments, it felt that he had maximized what he could with 
                    his budget to bring the best out of this film.
 Then 
                    the adaptation of the gangster wife into Singapore / Malaysian 
                    context was a riot.  Besides 
                    the constant poking at our government, the cast (especially 
                    Mark Lee) and story brought a distinctive local flavor to 
                    this triads set in our vicinity and sort of make it our own. 
                    Shouldn’t we be proud that we finally have a gangster 
                    movie to call truly and uniquely our own after Korea and Hong 
                    Kong had it fair share? 
 
   They wouldn’t think of a durian soccer 
                    match (yes it reeks of Shaolin Soccer but the usage of durian 
                    scores one for Ah Long Pte Ltd) and the blend of dialects 
                    (Cantonese and Hokkien) with Malay really made it feel close 
                    to heart.  The 
                    jokes here are a bit crude but nonetheless; it was amusing 
                    enough that it leave a lasting impression (to my Malaysian 
                    friend, me and I believe many others too). There are jokes 
                    about the “difference between buffet and à la 
                    carte connection with sex”, how Fann Wong’s Li 
                    Hua made the biggest mistakes that for both male and female 
                    gender and many others that really crack me up. It might be 
                    rather low brow (such as the shit and urine joke) but it can 
                    be high entertainment value if you are not too turn-off by 
                    it.
 
   One 
                    of the main reasons that the jokes worked here would be due 
                    to Mark Lee portrayal of an effeminate “Ah Gua” 
                    dancing teacher character. His transformation starts right 
                    when he spoke with Malaysia accent which was a spot on. Watching 
                    him acting as a sissified straight guy was equally impressive 
                    especially when one is so used to his boisterous presentation 
                    in our local variety show. I had never been a fan of his but 
                    I really hope that he win some awards for this role. 
 
   
 Fann Wong on the other hand did relatively ok as the tomboyish 
                    gang leader role but if her performance was to compare to 
                    her Korean counterparts, it definitely need a lot of catching 
                    up to convince that petite demure woman is one tough rough 
                    cookie as in Ah Long Pte Ltd. Giving her a scar on her face 
                    can only do so much and it doesn’t help that Mark Lee 
                    was there to steal every scene from her.
 The 
                    last bit that stood out from this show was how it handled 
                    the perspective of the loan sharks and their victims. On one 
                    hand, we could actually see the various (rather funny but 
                    could be true) difficulties that these “cold hearted” 
                    loan sharks had to go through with debts collecting but on 
                    the other end, Ah Long Pte Ltd also shows how bad the victims 
                    suffered. These somewhat balance viewpoints are equally affecting 
                    and insightful that one would never expect from a Chinese 
                    New Year flick. Although some of the themes here touch on 
                    rather darkly like Protégé did in previous CNY, 
                    thankfully it ended in a more upbeat manner than Andy Lau’s 
                    drug flick. Overall 
                    Ah Long Pte Ltd is not that original in it’s theme but 
                    it brought along some of our local flavors that actually made 
                    it fun and relatable. The story felt that it was being told 
                    in episodic comedic skit show manner but it has a structure 
                    and a basic flow of story. Plus I watched this film leisurely 
                    at my own pace and basically was in a chirpier mood than a 
                    judgmental one, resulting with a more pleasant experience 
                    with Ah Long Pte Ltd than my fellow critics. It might not 
                    be one of the greatest films from Singapore but it does have 
                    it’s own entertainment merits that should not be brush 
                    aside. 
                      
                      
                     
                      
                    SPECIAL FEATURES : 
 
   
 Making of
 
 In 
                    this 20 odd minutes of making off, the director, actors and 
                    producers come together to present their respective characters 
                    and plotline. This seemly made for TV making off is relatively 
                    short in each aspect that they are touching on but it tired 
                    to cover as much as possible, with short introduction on the 
                    CGI, the kungfu choreographing, the makeup and etc.
 
   
 One to catch for in this making of would be the various scenes 
                    that are left out from the final cuts. There isn’t a 
                    deleted scenes segment here so this is the next best thing.
 
 
   
 Switching to judgmental mode, this making off tried to get 
                    funky with the camera angles during the interviews but resulting 
                    with an amateurish effort. When not including scenes from 
                    the film, the rest of the “making off” look horribly 
                    grainy. There is also the awful Chinese dubbing over the various 
                    artists that sound more comfortable in their own dialect.
 
 Trailer
 
 
   
 Also included here is a trailer for this film. If 
                    you watch carefully, there is deleted stuff that might had 
                    irate the government body too much that it couldn’t 
                    stay on the movie.
 AUDIO/VISUAL:  
                    Ah 
                    Long Pte Ltd is presented in it’s delightful Dialect 
                    filled dialogue among some Mandarin tracks. Comes with Chinese 
                    and English subtitles.  
                     
                      
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                    by Richard Lim Jr |