| SYNOPSIS:  
                    Bitter figure skating rivals Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy 
                    MacElroy brawl after tying for the gold medal at the world 
                    championships. Banned for life from men's competition, these 
                    archrivals beat the system thanks to a loophole that allows 
                    them to skate again - in pairs' competition! MOVIE 
                    REVIEW
 One 
                    look at the DVD cover and I know this isn’t an intelligent 
                    movie. You probably know that too – we didn’t 
                    think you were that stupid. Directors Will Speck and Josh 
                    Gordon probably didn’t expect viewers to think that 
                    this is a movie which involves lots of character development, 
                    plot twists and innovative storytelling.
 And they 
                    got what they wanted – a movie that is wildly entertaining 
                    that guarantees barrels of laughs. The story 
                    is silly enough: Two male figure skaters get disqualified 
                    from competing on the world stage for unruly behavior. A loophole 
                    is found and the two men get together to compete in pair skating 
                    instead. From the initial enmity, they eventually become buddies 
                    to win the championship, gay jokes notwithstanding.  Why would 
                    we provide the ending here? Because you’d have seen 
                    the predictable conclusion 15 minutes into the 93-minute comedy. 
                    But why do you still find yourself guffawing at every single 
                    juvenile joke that takes place? Is it 
                    because funnyman Will Ferrell (Curious George, Stranger Than 
                    Fiction) is spot-on as a rude and brash macho skater? Is it 
                    because floppy-haired Jon Heder (Napolean Dynamite, Surf’s 
                    Up) is spot-on as a delicate and whiny mild-mannered skater? 
                    Or is it the inerasable image of Ferrell clutching Heder by 
                    his crotch in an unimaginably hilarious skating sequence? Yes, everyone 
                    loves a childish joke every now and then.  Other 
                    than the several practice sequences, the tournament scenes 
                    are surprisingly engaging, with cameos from several real-life 
                    skating champions to add to the fun of the entire movie. Throw 
                    in a few good jokes about North Korea, sex addiction and the 
                    Black Eyed Peas, and any good-humored viewer would be laughing 
                    his head off throughout.  And in 
                    the name of good fun, look out for Luke Wilson’s amusing 
                    cameo as a support group leader.  The 
                    digestible movie may not be one of the most important movie 
                    of all time, but if you find yourself smiling at the thought 
                    of two grown men skating to Aerosmith’s catchy tune 
                    of “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”, this 
                    movie is for you and your friends during a weekend stay-over. 
                    
                    SPECIAL FEATURES :
 So many bonus features, so little time – the 
                    featurettes on this Code 3 DVD actually look more fun than 
                    the movie itself – as if the crazy flick isn’t 
                    fun enough already!
 In 
                    the 15-minute “Return to Glory: The Making of 
                    Blades”, producer Ben Stiller talks about how 
                    he has always wanted to make a movie about male figure skaters 
                    since he was eight years old, and approached Ferrell to play 
                    the part. It’s nice having friends who are willing to 
                    sacrifice for your art.  Coach 
                    Sarah Kawahara talks about how she trained the two leads in 
                    the six-minute “Celebrities on Thin Ice”. 
                    Having trained Michelle Kwan the acclaimed skater, it’s 
                    quite something when Kawahara is impressed with how Ferrell 
                    can turn and twist his hips, while thinking that Heder is 
                    “quite fearless”.  With 
                    a title like “Cooler Than Ice: The Super-Sexy 
                    Costumes of Skating”, you can expect some funny 
                    moments in this five-minute clip where you’ll see the 
                    silly costumes designed for the characters in the movie. We 
                    can’t help chuckling at Heder’s elegantly-designed 
                    peacock-inspired outfit. “Arnett 
                    and Poehler: A Family Affair” is a six-minute 
                    clip where you’d see real life husband and wife Will 
                    Arnett and Amy Poehler (who play siblings in the film) humorously 
                    talk about how they got the villainous roles in the movie. 
                    We have a feeling they aren’t taking the interview too 
                    seriously, but heck, they are funny to listen to.  “20 
                    Questions with Scott Hamilton” is a five-minute 
                    clip with the real-life skater about his life as, well, a 
                    skater. The poor guy often got mistaken for Mark Hamilton 
                    (Luke Skywalker in Star Wars) when he was younger. Frivolous 
                    stuff, but we like it.  “Hector: 
                    Portrait of a Psychofan” starts out innocently 
                    enough with the fanatic Jimmy (Heder) fan talking about his 
                    fetish for the male skater. As the three-minute progresses, 
                    you just laugh at how someone actually took the effort to 
                    produce this silly three-minute clip interspersed with scenes 
                    from the movie.  Nine 
                    minutes worth of “Deleted Scenes” 
                    are included, where you’d see four scenes that didn’t 
                    make it to the final cut, the best being Ferrell recommending 
                    a leather-skinned outfit to Heder, and recommending a hairbrush 
                    for his floppy hair.  A 
                    five-minute “Music Video: Blades of Glory by 
                    Bo Bice” sees the long-haired American Idol 
                    contestant playing the piano in an unusually restrained manner. 
                     A 
                    two-minute “Gag Reel” sees the 
                    actors falling down while trying to look graceful. We laugh, 
                    and then we feel bad for being so cruel. In 
                    “Alternate Takes”, we laugh at 
                    the actors repeating their lines, and in one instance, doing 
                    push-ups and sit-ups non-stop. We never knew nine minutes 
                    of this would actually amuse us.
 “Moviefone Unscripted with Will Ferrell, Jon 
                    Heder and Will Arnett” is a 10-minute talkshow 
                    where the three hilarious actors answer questions from the 
                    viewers. We learn that Arnett enjoys being rude playing the 
                    antagonist, Ferrell’s favorite costume is a Steven Seagal-inspired 
                    leather jacket, and Heder thinks that the bonding on the movie 
                    is similar to the fellowship on Lord of the Rings.
 Three 
                    creatively-produced “MTV Insterstitials” 
                    running at a total of two minutes made us realize 
                    how these spots influenced television viewers to go watch 
                    the movie.  Also, 
                    check out “Photo Gallery” where 
                    you can “Kick Some Ice” and “Capture the 
                    Dream” with the skaters, while ogling at their “Costume 
                    Glory”.  AUDIO/VISUAL:  
                    The disc’s visual transfer makes figure skating look 
                    spectacularly exciting (even if it’s between two men), 
                    and there are audio options of English and Thai Dolby Digital 
                    5.1.  
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                    by John Li |