Genre: Action/Adventure
Director: Shinsuke Sato
Cast: Kento Yamazaki, Ryo Yoshizawa, Nagasawa Masami, Kanna Hashimoto, Kanata Hongo
Runtime: 2 hrs 14 mins
Rating: PG13 (Some Violence)
Released By: mm2 Entertainment
Official Website: 

Opening Day: 20 June 2019

Synopsis: Set during the warring states period in ancient China, Shin is a war orphan who dreams of becoming the greatest general under heaven. One day, he has a fateful encounter with a young man Eisei, the true heir to the Qin kingdom throne. Together, they seek to reclaim Eisei's throne and unite the Warring States under a single banner. KINGDOM is the live-action adaptation of the manga series of the same name.

Movie Review:

KINGDOM is a live-action adaptation of the manga series of the same name, which is a fictionalised story of Shin and Eisei (or better known to us as Qin Emperor aka Qin Shi Huang) during the warring states. This action adventure narrative follows Shin (played by Kento Yamazaki) and Hyou (played by Ryo Yoshizawa), who were sold as slaves to the same household. Despite being in a dire situation and environment, Hyou and Shin aspires to be the greatest general on Earth.

The film opens with Shin crossing path with Ouki, one of the greatest generals of their time, en route to the household that he was sold to. At that household, he found company in Hyou, who is also a fellow slave worker. The dynamics and bond between them was just as close as brothers, and they share the same dream of breaking out of their slave class by becoming the greatest general. Hence they spar with each other every day to develop and hone their swordsmanship, in hopes of achieving their dream. One fateful day, a general working for the emperor, Sho Bun Kun, encountered Hyou and wanted him to work for Qin. Hyou took up the offer, but only to land himself in a misfortune. He then came back to the village to look for Shin, and ordered him to look for Eisei.

The narrative of the movie is interesting as its story is somewhat based on Chinese history. Even for the uninitiated, the fictional story of the beginnings of how Eisei (Qin Emperor) wanted to rule the warring states was actually inspiring. This journey of Eisei reclaiming his throne from his half-brother was accompanied by Shin and Ka Ryo Ten (played by Kanna Hashimoto), and ally Yotanwa (played by Masami Nanagawa). The movie hardly has any dull moment, and has a great mix of sad and humorous scenes. The progress of the story was also easy to follow.

The character development and personality reveals were engaging and good too. The progress of how Shin grew from a stranger to being able to trust Eisei, and even supporting him in becoming the first king to unify the warring states was a great watch. The characters distinct and dynamic, with characters like Ouki (played by Takao Osawa) and Seikyo (played by Kanata Hongo) deserving a shoutout as well.

Even in the aspect of action choreography, this movie aced it. Both Kento Yamazaki and Ryo Yoshizawa nailed their respective roles. As Shin was self-taught, his actions are more freestyle, and are pretty unique. One of the highlights, as shared by Kento Yamazaki when he was in Singapore, would be Shin’s showdown with Saji (played by Sakaguchi Taku). The action sequence is coordinated by Yuji Shimomura, who was also involved in other manga-turned movies like Inuyashiki (2018) and Bleach (2018). On the other hand, Ryo Yoshizawa’s character Eisei’s moves are more refined, and Ryo’s 10 years in kendo definitely helped him to accomplish his role.

Both Kento Yamazaki and Ryo Yoshizawa showed agility and flexibility as actors, not only with regards to action, but in acting as well. Kento might be more known for the typical Shojo manga male lead roles like in Wolf Girl and Black Prince (2016) and One Week Friends (2017), but his role as Shin totally broke away from that mould. It’s almost unbelievable that this is his first proper action movie role. Ryo Yoshizawa, who plays two roles in the movie, also excelled. One of the highlights which showcases his acting is when Hyou meets Eisei. He plays both characters, and it seems almost effortless for Ryo to be snapping into the two different personalities, with the change of expression in his face and eyes.

What’s lacking though, was the CGI. In one of the chase scenes with the army riding on horses, the CGI simply made it look like a cheap production, and came across as cheesy. There were also some transitions between scenes which looked weird and awkward, e.g. bottom left corner to top wipes. This two-month long shoot shot in Japan and Xiangshan Film and Television Town in China, had many picturesque scenes though.

While it’s not that all perfect, it’s not often to see a movie with so many likeable characters and a good enough villain, owing to the great casting! Coupled with the onscreen chemistry between Eisei and Shin (it’s in fact Ryo and Kento’s fourth time working together!), there is nothing not to like!

Movie Rating:

(So good that you’ll wish for a sequel by the end of the movie!)

Review by Tho Shu Ling

  

Genre: Horror/Thriller
Director: Jit Kamnoedrat
Cast: David Chatchavan Asavanond, Sonthaya Chitmanee, Phurada Kongpech Mayor, Raiwin Ratsaminiyomwut, Chinawut Indracusin, Wanpiya Oamsinnoppakul, Tana Chatborirak, Nutchaphat Wongsuwan, Auttarut Kongrasri, Nimit Lugsamepong, Kittisak Vejprasan
Runtime: 2 hrs 5 mins
Rating: M18 (Sexual Scenes and Horror)
Released By: mm2 Entertainment
Official Website: 

Opening Day: 25 July 2019

Synopsis:  Three terrifying stories about curses. A pastor visits a isolated village said to be under a terrible curse, but discovers a horrible truth instead. A young woman discovers a cruel curse has been tattooed onto her skin and seeks the help of a renowned tattoo artist. A cartoonist wakes up with a head injury and finds himself haunted by a mysterious woman.

Movie Review:

Divided into three chapters, Curses is a Thai horror title that either wants to follow the footsteps of the 2008 cult-classic 4bia with its segments, or it ran out of material and tried to string the shorts together. I’m betting the latter half.

Cursesis not a bad film per se when it comes to intentions. Themed with the title in mind, a well-positioned venomous wish, especially when done in the moment of death, can make the best of us pee in our pants. And we all know what they say about Thai curses…

But director Jit Kamnoedrat is not going very far with the material. Curses is more Tales from the Crypt than The Twilight Zone, and fails to nail any sort of pay-off when the chapters finish. The morality lesson is quickly picked up within 10 minutes, and the characters are just excruciatingly moving towards a predictable ending.

With “Wicked”, we have an Anthony Wong look-alike priest, who investigates a performance troupe that has disappeared in a cursed village. Set during the reign of King Rama VI, the Thai stage play is an atmospheric set-up, but the story weaves out of control when the Father tries to save the day. Plagued with too much twists for its own good and an unnecessarily complicated plot, the story would have worked better if it dealt more with the mother-daughter relationship, or displayed more bullying from the village itself.

Then comes “Tattoo”, a story about a girl who seems to lose every guy she meets to some tragedy. Turns out, her ex-lover who also is an ink artist, has placed a curse in his work and sealed it into her body when he designed a tattoo for her. While refreshing in its angle, the love between the girl and her newest paramour is both weak and sudden, and so the emotional tug is nowhere to be found when the body count stacks up.

The last segment is “Wife’s Curse”. Our make lead wakes up to hauntings and strange happenings, and memory lapses add a further cloud on his sanity. Stricken with a deluge of incidents, he finally falls into a coma and his friends rally to save him. But from what, and whom? Turns out that the old saying about “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is demonstrated here fully, as a jealous and spiteful girlfriend places a curse in a fit of jealousy and rage. The sequence is extremely limp, and the result is an uninspiring mess.

Of the three, the last segment has to be the most tedious to watch. With repetitive but irrelevant scares thrown in and dismal acting, the characters are as unlikeable as they are unbelievable. In fact, this pretty much applies to the whole film. Curses is itself afflicted by a cast that doles out cheesy or deflate acting, and scares are more laughable than heart-stopping. I won’t be surprised if you leave the cinema cursing yourself.

Movie Rating:

(Simpering stories and weak acting make for a tedious watch. The theme may be potent but the plots don’t do justice)

Review by Morgan Awyong

 

Genre: Drama/Biography
Director: Farhad Safinia
Cast: Mel Gibson, Sean Penn, Natalie Dormer, Ioan Gruffudd, Eddie Marsan, Jeremy Irvine, Steve Coogan, Jennifer Ehle
Runtime: 2 hrs 5 mins
Rating: PG13 (Some Disturbing Scenes)
Released By: Shaw Organisation
Official Website: 

Opening Day: 11 July 2019

Synopsis: The compilation of the Oxford English Dictionary began in 1857 and was one of the most ambitious, and revolutionary projects ever undertaken. Based on the worldwide bestselling novel by Simon Winchester, THE PROFESSOR AND THE MADMAN is an extraordinary true tale of madness, genius, and obsession about two remarkable men who created history with the writing of the Oxford English Dictionary… Professor James Murray (Mel Gibson) took on the challenge of creating the most comprehensive dictionary ever compiled, by “crowd sourcing” the work. During the process, the committee, led by Professor Murray, discovered that one man, Dr. W.C. Minor (Sean Penn), had submitted more than ten thousand words. When the committee insisted on honoring him, a shocking truth came to light…

Movie Review:

If you’ve heard of the movie ‘The Professor and the Madman’, you’d probably have read about its legal tangles that have delayed its release three years after shooting wrapped. Not only has Mel Gibson disavowed the movie, despite it being a passion project for him when it was first announced, its writer and director Farhad Safinia has also had his name scrubbed from it, so much so that the credits read that one P.B. Shemran is its helmer. Yet for all that negative publicity, this chronicle of the unlikely friendship between a Scottish autodidact and a PTSD-suffering American war veteran that unfolded against the backdrop of the compilation of the Oxford English Dictionary is still an intriguing, even if not particularly inspiring, watch.

The said Scottish autodidact is Sir James Murray (Gibson), a self-taught man fluent in numerous languages who was appointed to take over the stalled editorship of the OED; but though formally awarded the position, James had to contend with the snobbery of Oxford’s elite, namely its board member Benjamin Jowett (Anthony Andrews) and his lackey Lyttelton Gell (Laurence Fox). The task at hand was a mammoth one – just consider that it eventually took 70 years for the OED to be completed, even as James estimated it would take him seven – and simply impossible to be accomplished by any number of assistants, so James decides to appeal to the public to write in with their contributions, i.e. to build a dictionary by democracy.

That request for volunteers happens to reach the US war veteran William Chester Minor (Sean Penn), imprisoned at Broadmoor psychiatric hospital for mistakenly murdering an innocent man whom he thought was chasing him. At the hospital, Minor is placed under the care of Richard Brayne (Stephen Dillane), whose experimental methods of invasive treatment were questionable to say the very least. But before Brayne decides to employ his methods on Minor, the latter is given a fair degree of privileges after saving a young guard’s life, which includes having access to countless books that he relies on to help James research the evolution of certain words in the 17th and 18th century.

On that premise alone, it isn’t difficult to guess why there was considerable interest to turn the novel by Simon Winchester, on which this movie is based upon, into a film. Besides the fascinating circumstances under which James and Minor came to make each other’s acquaintance, there is also potential for a deeply poignant finish, what with James personally fighting to get Minor released from detention. Even without knowing just how different Safinia’s own version of the story would be, we dare say the one presented onscreen is still compelling in own right, elucidating not just the bond that formed between the pair but also the moral quandary which James found himself in when confronted with how Minor was being treated.

Yet equally, this could have been a much stronger telling had the narrative focused itself more squarely on the two men; instead, it gets distracted portraying just how Minor ended up in his sad predicament, and his sincere wish to make things right with the widow of the man whom he had wrongfully taken the life of. In particular, much time is spent developing the animosity which Eliza Merett (Natalie Dormer) feels towards Minor, that slowly evolves into gratitude when Minor donates his pension to her to look after the kids, and finally into forgiveness and even love. As much as Eliza’s testimony had helped secure Minor’s release at the end, we’d much rather that the movie had focused more squarely on James and Minor, even if it means turning the picture into pretty much a two-hander between Gibson and Penn.

Thanks to both Gibson and Penn, there is hardly a dull moment in the film. Penn sometimes goes overboard screaming, trembling and pulsing the veins out of his neck but he is still compulsively watchable even when playing to the gallery. On the other hand, Gibson turns in a surprisingly restrained performance as James, always retaining his dignity even when those around him plot and scheme and connive. This is quite unlike the brash characters which we had grown up watching Gibson play, but it’s nice to see the once ‘Lethal Weapon’ star mellow and turn in a dignified late-career type act that nicely complements Penn.

So even if there certainly is room to strengthen the storytelling, ‘The Professor and the Madman’ still manages to be an engaging watch on the strength of the story per se. As tempting as the comparison may be, you’d be pleased to know that watching the story of how the OED came about is a lot more interesting than reading the OED itself. It’s somewhat unfortunate therefore that the movie has languished so long in ignominy; indeed, if the producers had a little more faith in both Gibson and Sarfinia, we suspect the reception would probably have been a lot less muted. Still, it is a well-acted prestige picture that is deserving of much more recognition, and if anything, watch it for the rare chance of seeing both Gibson and Penn together in the same movie.

Movie Rating:

(Ignore the bad press that came before it; there is a genuinely intriguing story here, as well as a pair of strong performances from Mel Gibson and Sean Penn, that make for a surprisingly fascinating watch)

Review by Gabriel Chong

 

 

Genre: Drama
Director: Ralph Fiennes
Cast: Oleg Ivenko, Adèle Exarchopoulos, Louis Hofmann, Sergei Polunin, Olivier Rabourdin, Raphaël Personnaz, Ralph Fiennes
Runtime: 2 hr 8 mins
Rating: M18 (Nudity and Sexual References)
Released By: Shaw Organisation
Official Website: 

Opening Day: 27 June 2019

Synopsis:  Ralph Fiennes' THE WHITE CROW was inspired by the book Rudolf Nureyev: The Life by Julie Kavanaugh. The drama charts the iconic dancer's famed defection from the Soviet Union to the West in 1961, despite KGB efforts to stop him. Fiennes directs from a script by David Hare (The Hours). Acclaimed dancer Oleg Ivenko stars as Nureyev, alongside Adèle Exarchopoulos as Clara Saint, and Fiennes as Russian ballet coach Alexander Pushkin. Also featured are ballet-world enfant terrible Sergei Polunin, Chulpan Khamatova, Olivier Rabourdin, Raphaël Personnaz and Louis Hofmann.

Movie Review:

If you know your ballet, you would probably have heard of Russian dancer Rudolf Nureyev, who while on his first European tour to the city of Paris, made the life-changing decision to defect from Russia and the Kirov Ballet at the Paris-Le Bourget airport in 1961. Had he not made that pivotal step at the age of 23, chances are that he would not have enjoyed the same success, mostly because he would either have died or spent his prime years in Russian prison. And so, in adapting Julie Kavanagh’s 2007 biography of Nureyev, director Ralph Fiennes and writer David Hare have chosen to focus on the events leading up to their subject’s sensational escape, instead of say trying to cram his entire life story into a two-hour feature film.

In pivoting the movie around Nureyev’s defection, Fiennes gambles that his audience would be interested to know why he would choose to do so in the first place, and although there is no way to know that answer for sure, we suspect that it gets close enough. Saving the last act for that nail-biting encounter, the preceding two detail the time Nureyev spent in Paris prior to those moments, in which he strikes up a close but never physically intimate relationship with Clara Saint (Adèle Exarchopoulos), whose high-profile late ex-lover happens to be the son of France’s minister of cultural affairs. Flirtations aside, Clara will play a significant part in facilitating his move to seek political asylum, proving that it helps to know someone in high places.

Yet Fiennes’ thesis here is that it isn’t just who he encountered and what he experienced in Paris that influenced his decision, it was equally Nureyev’s upbringing as well as his mercurial personality. So in between the present-tense action in Paris, the narrative intercuts flashbacks of his childhood years and his rigorous training in Leningrad. These formative years go a long way into illustrating the sort of person Nureyev is, an individual who is though born into authority felt compelled to stand up to it if in conflict with his own interest; in fact, it was this non-conformist streak that led him to storm into the headmaster’s office a few months into his training and demand that he be under the respected instructor Alexander Pushkin (Fiennes).

Though played by Fiennes with complete understatement, it is no overstatement that Pushkin was responsible for guiding Nureyev to apply his passion to technique, thereby moulding him into becoming a magnetic performer on stage. Somewhat distracting, even though true, is the uncomfortable dynamic between Nureyev and Pushkin’s wife Xenia (Chulpan Khamatova), as initiated by the former who invites the latter to stay with them following an unfortunate leg injury; and indeed, if we were to choose, we’d rather the film spend more time on his more consequential relationships, such as his attraction for fellow dancer/ roommate Yuri Soloview (Sergei Polunin) and his dalliance with German terper Teja Kremke (Louis Hoffman).

Truth be told, these episodes in Nureyev’s life are only compelling insofar as they lend context to his nature and motivations; otherwise, on their own, they are too fleeting to build up to anything substantive. But to Fiennes’ credit, the climax is grippingly staged, such that even though you already know the outcome, you’ll probably still be clinging to the edge of your seat watching how Nureyev was caught by surprise by the Kremlin’s decision to send him back to Moscow and the impromptu intervention by French dancer Pierre Lacotte (Raphaël Peronnaz) as well as Clara in rescuing him from certain oblivion. There is payoff all right, if you’d hang on past the intermittently engaging middle section.

Casting Nureyev would never have been easy – you’d either have to get a professional actor to do it and learn some basic steps, or get a professional dancer and have to teach him some basic acting skills – but Fiennes is extremely lucky to have found a natural in newcomer Oleg Ivenko. The Ukrainian dancer is simply magnificent to watch in the dancing scenes, and even if he may not look much like Nureyev in real life, Ivenko channels his character’s swagger and tempestuous persona beautifully. Fiennes too picks up Russian admirably to deliver all his lines in the language, and Exarchopoulos is effectively cast against type as the demure Clara, but this is Ivenko’s show through and through.

It is not often we get a film whose subject is ballet, and perhaps inevitably, some viewers may compare this with ‘Black Swan’. Arguably, the two films are artistically distinct in their own right, and while ‘Swan’ was deliberately exaggerated, this one aims for nuance and subtlety in most measure. As a movie about Nureyev, we’d say it’s more than worthy as an introduction into the person, though those looking for something more insightful will probably be disappointed. Still, its statement about his passion, as well as what he was willing to do to pursue and defend it, is unmistakable and in that regard, ‘The White Crow’ flies, even if it doesn’t soar.

Movie Rating:

(A suitably engaging exploration of Russian dancer Rudolf Nureyev's life-changing decision to defect from the Soviet Union, this biography takes flight with a mesmerising performance by Oleg Ivenko in the lead role)

Review by Gabriel Chong

  

Genre: Drama/Romance
Director: Zhou Tong, Dai Mengying
Cast: Vivian Sung, Song Weilong, Stella, Huang Junjie, Jin Shijie
Runtime: 1 hr 32 mins
Rating: PG
Released By: mm2 Entertainment
Official Website: 

Opening Day: 27 June 2019

Synopsis: Opposites clash when spunky girl next door Lin Lin meets eccentric nerd Yuke. Despite being neighbours and schoolmates since childhood, Lin Lin and Yuke barely know each other. When the pair are both admittedinto the same u niversity, Lin Lin discovers that Yuke harbours a secret crush for campus beauty, Ruting. Ever the busybody, Lin Lin decides to matchmake Yuke and Ruting, only to find herself gradually falling for Yuke.

Movie Review:

It started with You Are The Apple of My Eye (2011). Eight years on, there must be investors out there who think that Taiwanyouth romance movies are cash cows. Why else would there be what looks like a derivation of successful predecessors like Our Times (2015). Cafe. Waiting. Love (2014) and Take Me To The Moon (2017)?

The filmmakers even made the decision to cast the same female lead as the abovementioned three titles.

Vivian Sung plays Zhou Lin Lin, a carefree and free spirited high school student who isn’t quite the A grader. Her nemesis comes in the form of the hardworking Fang Yu Ke (Song Weilong), a goody two shoes staying in her vicinity and studies late into the night. Lin Lin’s mother forces her to study till Yu Ke’s lights go off. Eventually, he tutors her and they both enter the same university. A third character in the form of the pretty Ru Ting (Stella Lin) enters the picture, and what you get is a fluffy love story between the three leads.

Just like comic superhero franchises, we believe this genre of Taiwan youth romance flicks is facing fatigue. As you sit through the 92 minute movie, nothing stands out particularly and you can predict almost every plot development. Boy and girl are loggerheads with each other, boy and girl resolve their differences and become friends, boy and girl go through an unnecessary misunderstanding because of a third party, boy and girl patch up and realise that they have always been meant for each other.

When the male lead makes his first appearance in nerdy glasses and braces, you also know he is going to transform into a dashing dude later in the movie.

The saving grace of this movie is, of course, its ensemble of good looking stars. If you aren’t tired of seeing Sung play a similar personality for the fourth time, then you’d think she fares pretty well in this movie. Her male lead doesn’t need to do much because like many actor models out there, Song’s perfect features are made for camera close ups. Lin’s demure and gentle ways make you wonder whether she is a princess in real life.

It is also nice to see veteran actor Jin Shijie (Brotherhood of Blades) take on the supporting role of a cold hearted animal husbandry tutor who does not love animals.

Yes, you read that right. The protagonists are enrolled into the university’s animal husbandry course, and it gives the movie an opportunity to include shots of animals, and in particular: cute, furry rabbits. When the tutor instructs the students to euthanise the adorable creatures, it is the perfect chance for the male and female leads to overcome the ordeal together, and bring them together as an item.

We aren’t sure whether you were expecting a more dramatic conclusion (At Café 6 comes to mind), but this movie delivers a story that is by the books. Not that it is a bad thing though, if you are looking for a stress free way to spend a lazy afternoon.  

Movie Rating:

(It's nothing you haven't seen before, but if you are not tired of being in the company of good looking stars, then this fluffy romantic movie is for you)

Review by John Li

Genre: Horror/Comedy
Director: Jim Jarmusch
Cast: Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tilda Swinton, Chloë Sevigny, Steve Buscemi, Danny Glover, Caleb Landry Jones, Rosie Perez, Iggy Pop, Sara Driver, RZA, Carol Kane, Austin Butler, Luka Sabbat, Selena Gomez, Tom Waits
Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins
Rating: M18 (Violence and Gore)
Released By: UIP
Official Website: 

Opening Day: 18 July 2019

Synopsis: In the sleepy small town of Centerville, something is not quite right. The moon hangs large and low in the sky, the hours of daylight are becoming unpredictable, and animals are beginning to exhibit unusual behaviors. No one quite knows why. News reports are scary and scientists are concerned. But no one foresees the strangest and most dangerous repercussion that will soon start plaguing Centerville: The Dead Don't Die — they rise from their graves and savagely attack and feast on the living, and the citize ns of the town must battle for their survival. 

Movie Review:

Let’s be clear here: You’ll either love this movie for all its cleverness (because you’re that savvy zombie genre fan - especially for Romero - and geeks out at inside references), or you’ll be like the rest of us - a little bored and cheated.

To say The Dead Don’t Die is indulgent is about 70% right. The only 30%? Only Jarmusch will know. This movie doesn’t follow any rules and usually when that happens, it signals a deep intent. Either that, or it’s just plain all out to have fun. I mean it has to be one or the other right?

Here, because the jokes don’t exactly land as they should, some must think it’s so incredibly clever that they don’t get it… and laugh anyway. At least from the way the person in front of me was overcompensating with his overly generous chortles, it sure seems so. Others who recognise the references but didn’t find it particularly rib-tickling, probably attempted an awkward chuckle.

Bill Murray and Adam Driver play cops in the small town of Centerville, doing their daily bit to the locals with their patrols. But large-scale polar fracking by commercial giants have tilted the earth off-axis, and the unnatural occurrences that ensue include the undead popping out of their graves.

The Dead Don’t Die inherits the cloak of socially-conscious entertainment from similar classics like Romero’s Dawn of the Dead, Edgar Wright’s Shaun of the Dead, or the more recent Zombieland by Ruben Fleischer. But while the others had the right dose of self-awareness and charisma, Jarmusch’s brand of deadpan and references feels out-of-touch and dated.

From a messaging standpoint, it’s superficial. Be it about wasteful materialistic pursuits, twisted Trumpism or environmental ignorance, there’s nothing here that’s not been said before. And while repetition in itself is not a sin, the representation here is about as subtle as an axe on the head.

So what about the easter eggs and cultural references? Yes, there’s enough nudge and wink moments here to fill a sorority house. But unless you are a veteran purist who has the classics on VHS (and has lived long enough in ‘merica), chances are most of them will fly by you. I admit, I’m one of them. It’s like how it is with inside jokes - the ones in on it giggle, but the rest of us are just annoyed.

The Dead Don’t Die does a disservice to the regular movie-goer. Jim Jarmusch may think his brand a legacy enough to make this into a self-gratifying vehicle, but the delivery - so full of easter eggs, meta jokes, breaking the fourth wall - go the route of rinse-and-repeat...about 20 minutes in.

So yes, that theme song bit was fresh. Swinton’s eccentricity is a lark. But notice how I have not used any of the characters’ name thus far? That’s because it’s what this movie is - a gathering of Jarmusch regular and fans (Tom Waits, Chloe Sevigny, Steve Buscemi, Danny Glover, Caleb Landry Jones, RZA, Larry Fessenden, Carol Kane, Iggy Pop, Selena Gomez) that pulls on the skin of a role and milks their appearance for its worth. It just feels like attending a star-studded Halloween party uninvited.

Movie Rating:

(The messaging is old. The execution clumsy. The cast disconnected. Jarmusch has seen sharper and funnier days in his filmography)

Review by Morgan Awyong

 

SYNOPSIS: JJ, aka John Shaft Jr. (Usher), may be a cyber security expert with a degree from MIT, but to uncover the truth behind his best friend’s untimely death, he needs an education only his dad can provide. Absent throughout JJ’s youth, the legendary locked-and-loaded John Shaft (Jackson) agrees to help his progeny navigate Harlem’s heroin-infested underbelly. And while JJ’s own FBI analyst’s badge may clash with his dad’s trademark leather duster, there’s no denying family. Besides, Shaft’s got an agenda of his own, and a score to settle that’s professional and personal. 

MOVIE REVIEW:

Instead of rebooting and remaking an old franchise property, Warner Bros came up with an ingenious way of reuniting three generations of “Shaft” for the famous detective’s latest outing. So for the price of one, you get three “Shafts”, not a bad deal for Netflix who paid for international rights. 

Raised by his mother Maya (Regina Hall) since he was an infant, JJ aka John Shaft Jr (Jessie Usher) has to enlist the help of his long estranged father when his childhood friend, Karim is suspiciously found dead. JJ’s father is none other than the legendary, street-smart private detective John Shaft II (Samuel L. Jackson reprising his role in the 2000 version directed by the late John Singleton). Together with Shaft II, JJ is ready to investigate the underbelly of Harlem and at the same time, unexpectedly rekindling his relationship with a father he has never knew.  

So much has changed since the days of Blaxploitation cinema and likely director Tim Story (the man behind Fantastic Four, Barbershop and Ride Along) and his writers knew it. Thus instead of another gritty exploitative sequel, the modern-day audiences got themselves a father-and-son sort of buddy action comedy that is both lightweight and formulaic.  

For a crime investigative flick, the writers sure know how to pepper up the story with a lot of promising themes. Let’s see, we have an Islamic cleric who might harbour some terrorism intention, there’s a shady Latina grocery shop owner, a drug rehab clinic that might be a front for a smuggling ring and finally, Shaft II’s long-time enemy, drug lord Gordito might have a hand in it as well. 

Unfortunately, the movie spent too much time developing the relationship between Shaft II and Junior that there’s too little time left for crime. Other than a couple of serviceable shoot-outs with underdeveloped villains, we are mostly left entertained by Samuel L. Jackson’s pussy/dick jokes, f-bombs and his constant jabs at millennials. Richard Roundtree who portrayed the original Shaft character returns as Grandpa Shaft for the climax proving it’s never too crowded to have two cool cats onscreen. 

It’s not compulsory to watch the original Shaft or the 2000 Shaft before you stream this version. As mentioned earlier, the new Shaft is an entertaining action comedy yet forgettable take on the classic character. Just a warning though, if you find stuff liked racism, sexism and misogyny kind of offensive then this flick should be avoided at all costs.  

MOVIE RATING:

Review by Linus Tee

 



RIAN JOHNSON READIES AN AGATHA CHRISTIE MYSTERY THIS FALL

Posted on 06 Jul 2019


SYNOPSIS: The Step Brothers are reunited – this time playing the world’s greatest detective and his loyal sidekick & biographer – as Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as Holmes & Watson. Together they join forces to solve a murder at Buckingham Palace. They soon realize that they only have 5760 minutes to solve the case, or the Queen will be next.

MOVIE REVIEW:

After the success of Talladega Nights and Step Brothers, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly reteams for the third time but despite their wondrous chemistry, the comedic duo is let down first and foremost by a truly, unfunny script.   

While there were reports that audiences actually walked out of Holmes & Watson screenings when it was shown theatrically last December, we can only confirm for the record it’s indeed that badand it’s Razzie award for worst picture is definitely deserving.  

Sherlock Holmes (Ferrell) is tasked by the Queen of England to solve a murder case after a corpse is found buried inside Holmes’ birthday cake along with a message from Holmes’ arch enemy, Professor James Moriarty (Ralph Fiennes). Together with partner John Watson (Reilly), Holmes must solve the mystery within four days or risk losing the Queen’s life.  

The movie takes a long time to get the engine started in fact the entire flick relies on the bromance between the famous detective team that there is no urgency to dwell on the rest of the supporting cast and it’s antagonist or it’s plotting for the matter. Rebecca Hall’s Dr Grace Hart ends being the butt of Holmes’ sexist joke and the respectable Fiennes is thoroughly wasted as Moriarty which makes us wonder if he could play another villain in the rumoured third instalment of Robert Downey Jr’s version. 

The script and direction by Etan Cohen (Get Hard) is horrendous to the point of boredom (which explains the walk out) as we see Holmes and Watson frequently engage in silly talk in their apartment and even a morgue. There’s plenty of lame skits and gags with both characters mostly raising their voice in a flimsy attempt to mask the insipid material. The bantering just goes on and on that none of the jokes manage to hit the bullseye in nearly every scene.

Even the physical gag and humour is largely dumb and stupid unless you count the duo trying their best to get rid of a presumed dead Queen into a trunk as “comedy”. The plot twist is so conveniently thrown in together with a last minute hasty development on the relationship between Holmes and Watson which sounds too simplified to be believable. Watch it only if you want to witness a disaster unfold.  

P.S. There’s a bizarre love duet between Holmes and Watson that is written by the renowned Alan Menken that is far entertaining than the entire feature. 

MOVIE RATING:

Review by Linus Tee

 

Genre: Sci-Fi/Action
Director: Tim Miller
Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Mackenzie Davis, Natalia Reyes, Gabriel Luna, Diego Boneta
Runtime: 2 hrs 1 min
Rating: NC16 (Violence and Coarse Language)
Released By: Walt Disney
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Opening Day: 24 October 2019

Synopsis: More than two decades after the events of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Sarah Connor sets out to protect a young woman named Dani Ramos and her friends as a liquid metal Terminator, sent from the future attempts to terminate them.

Movie Review:

‘Terminator: Dark Fate’ marks the return of James Cameron since ‘Terminator 2: Judgment Day’, and though Cameron is here in just a producing than directing capacity, his fingerprints are all over this reboot. Not only does it boast his signature action bombast, ‘Dark Fate’ retains the core elements of Cameron’s 1984 and 1991 entries for a do-over that will feel awfully familiar to those who have seen his earlier movies.  

Like ‘Judgment Day’, this latest revolves around a soldier who has been sent back from the future to protect who is ostensibly going to give birth to the leader of the resistance against the machines. That soldier here is Grace (Mackenzie Davis), an augmented human bionically enhanced with superhuman strength; and her mission is Dani (Natalia Reyes), a fierce factory worker who will soon have much bigger concerns than losing her job to a robot.

Whereas it was once Arnold Schwarzenegger’s T-1000, the Terminator baddie in this case is the Rev-9 (Gabriel Luna), which combines the metal skeleton of the original and the oozing liquid menace of the T-1000. What’s more, the Rev-9 is capable of operating independently in either its metal endoskeleton and mimetic poly-alloy exterior, and that nifty quality is beautifully exploited in the film’s high-intensity/ high-adrenaline sequences (but more on that later).

Grace’s quest to protect Dani is aided by the return of Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton), whom we learn in the film’s opening had not managed to save her son John from being killed back in Guatemala in 1988 by a version of Schwarzenegger’s T-800 robot even after averting the events of ‘Judgment Day’. Though initially distrustful of each other, Sarah and Grace soon find that they need to rely on each other’s strengths, smarts and resources in order to out-run and out-last the Rev-9, or long enough in order to reach out for some unexpected help from a certain aged T-800.

Oh yes, it is no secret that Cameron’s return has also brought the reunion of the franchise’s most iconic duo – Schwarzenegger and Hamilton – and we assure you if you are a fan that you will most certainly be gratified. Given their history, it isn’t surprising that Sarah isn’t enthused by the sight of her former android foe, and underlying their crusty dynamic is years of accumulated sorrow and regret. Both veterans are clearly relishing the opportunity to go at each other again after so many years, and their chemistry gives the second half of the film a much-needed jolt.  

Yet to be fair to both Davis and Reyes, it isn’t that they pale in comparison; rather, by virtue of the fact that Sarah and the T-800 have a lot more history and baggage, their relationship is a lot more compelling. In fact, we dare say that you’ll be wowed by Davis kicking ass, especially in the close-combat scenes where she goes head-to-head with Luna’s Rev-9 with everything from a giant hammer to a huge metal chain. On the other hand, it will take some time to warm up to Reyes, especially given how daft her character can be at the start, but you’ll soon come to embrace the steeliness within her as she resolves to take the fight to her enemy (than to keep running away).

That we aren’t as moved with Grace and Dani is also a consequence of the episodic storytelling, which is more or less an extended chase punctuated by some jaw-dropping action sequences. Despite being credited to three Hollywood heavyweight writers (namely, David Goyer, Justin Rhodes and Billy Ray), there is both little surprise to the plotting and little depth to the characters; and if anything, their most notable achievement is giving Hamilton a constant string of quips that the actress delivers with just the right dose of sarcasm.

Keeping the story straightforward gives director Tim Miller (of ‘Deadpool’) plenty of latitude to serve up some of the most breatheless metal-to-metal mayhem in recent memory. A mano-a-mano fight between Grace and the Rev-9 transitions into a exhilarating highway vehicular chase; a cat-and-mouse game at a border detention facility for illegal Mexican immigrants segues into a full-blown zero-g fight in the back of a falling military cargo plane; and last but not least, the final showdown sees a fierce robot against robot fight at the bottom of a dam before the last stand inside the hydroelectric power plant. It’s intense stuff to say the very least, and kudos to Miller for staging the action with thrilling clarity.

And really, that was the foundation on which the ‘Terminator’ series was built, so ‘Dark Fate’ marks a welcome return-to-basics. Those looking for their sci-fi to come with some dose of socio-political commentary will no doubt be disappointed, for there is little, if any, to be found here – even with an immigration subplot thrown in together with its Latinx lead. Fans will be delighted though at the numerous call-backs, in addition to the sheer joy of seeing Hamilton and Schwarzenegger return to the franchise which was arguably built on both their shoulders (than just the latter). If it’s adrenaline-pumping action you’re after, rest assured that ‘Dark Fate’ will keep you on the edge of your seat; and if you’re wondering if there is life in the ‘Terminator’ series after ‘Dark Fate’, let’s just say the future just got brighter.  

Movie Rating:

(As thrilling and rousing as you would expect a reteam of Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger, as well as James Cameron, this back-to-basics do-over breathes new life into a franchise that was close to being terminated)

Review by Gabriel Chong 

 

 

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